Obs of a Prnnl Lrnr Obsrvr who happens to be a dctr There is no cure for curiosity-D Parker
Sunday 2 November 2008
PALIN TRAVELS
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///////////////////If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.-Sagan
/////////////////////Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
--Fred Hoyle
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//////////////////// Obsessed with saving the planet? There are worse fates
By Bryony Gordon
Last Updated: 11:01pm BST 22/10/2008
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Do you feel anxious when you see a television set left on standby? Does the sight of a plastic bottle haphazardly tossed into a paper-only recycling bin make you feel nauseous? Are you consumed with rage when someone has left an empty room and not switched off the light?
Have you recently found yourself overcome with a desire to spit on your car-driving friends and family? When a loved one tells you that he is flying off for some winter sun, do you feel like bludgeoning him over the head with a blunt instrument until he appears no longer to be breathing?
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If so, don't worry! You are probably suffering from "carborexia", Or "energy anorexia". Psychiatrists in America have identified a new mental illness that threatens the very fabric of society: an obsession with saving the planet. Some people are so addicted to cutting their carbon emissions that they seem to have gone quite mad.
Take, for example, Sharon Astyk, who makes her four children sleep in a huddle so she doesn't have to turn on the heating (if she was that concerned about the planet, perhaps she could have stopped reproducing after baby number two).
///////////////////You don't tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
- Margaret Thatcher
///////////////////It goes beyond words
This thing I feel
I just can’t explain
Just look me in the eye
And you will know
It goes beyond words
This numbness
I just can’t describe
Words welling up
Stuck somewhere beneath
My throat –
It goes beyond words
simon
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