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The Ornish Diet is a somewhat popular diet that was developed by Dean Ornish M.D. in his book Dr. Dean Ornish's Program for Reversing Heart Disease. It is a diet that is specifically formulated to reverse heart disease but has recently been used as a weight-loss program. This vegetarian diet emphasizes low-fat, filling foods, including legumes and other high-fiber choices.
The Ornish Diet is a very strict one. It places very strict limitations on all foods containing more than very slight amounts of cholesterol and saturated fat. Meat and fish are not allowed, although nonfat dairy products and egg whites are permitted in limited quantities. This diet promotes complex carbohydrates (fruit, grains, etc.) and limits simple ones (sugars, honey, alcohol.) The most controversial part of the diet is its prohibition on nuts and fish, which some researchers claim actually protect the heart. Despite the general exclusion of fish, Ornish highly recommends the consumption of Omega-3 isolated fish oil to achieve part of a regimented fat intake. The Ornish diet is 10% fat, 20% protein, and 70% carbohydrates. According to his book "Eat More, Weigh Less," the typical American diet is 40% fat, 20% protein and 40% carbohydrates. To complement his suggested diet, Dr. Ornish advocates physical activity and meditation.[1]
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Mukesh earns ten times more than Anil
Press Trust of India NEW DELHI, Sept 2: When it comes to earning money, Mr Mukesh Ambani is way ahead of not only his younger brother Mr Anil Ambani, but the top brass of entire India Inc. With a package of close to Rs 25 crore, Mukesh takes home over ten times the annual remuneration of his brother Anil ~ with whom he parted ways over two years ago. When the brothers were together, they got a package of Rs 21.9 crore each at Reliance Industries in the financial year 2004-05, according to information available in the company's annual report. While Mukesh continues to hold the position of chairman and managing director at Reliance Industries, Anil was the vice-chairman and managing director till 18 June 2005. In the latest fiscal year ended March 2007, Mr Mukesh Ambani took home a total Rs 24.51 crore as CMD of RIL ~ which is the highest among more than 10,000 top executives and directors at about 1,200 companies that have disclosed so far their annual remuneration figures for the year. Mr Anil Ambani does not even figure in the top-100 list with a total remuneration of about Rs 2.42 crore from three of his group companies ~ Reliance Energy, Reliance Communications and Reliance National Resources Ltd (RNRL). Anil's package as REL chairman was Rs 2.34 crore, while as R-COM and RNRL chairman he got Rs 4.8 lakh and Rs 3.2 lakh respectively. RIL CMD is closely followed by Sun TV CMD Mr Kalanithi Maran and Joint MD Mr Kavery Kalanithi, whose annual remuneration stood at Rs 23.26 crore each in 2006-07. Telecom giant Bharti Airtel's CMD Mr Sunil Mittal ranks at fourth position with close to Rs 15 crore, followed by Dr Reddy's Labs Executive chairman Mr K Anji Reddy at the fifth rank with Rs
Jindal Steel's executive vice-chairman and MD Mr Naveen Jindal comes at eighth position (Rs \n13.5 crore), followed by Hero Honda's Joint MD Mr Toshiaki Nakagawa (Rs 13.44 crore) and JSW Steel vice-chairman & MD Mr Sajjan Jindal (Rs 13.24 crore) in the top ten in terms of annual pay package. The annual remuneration of as many as 15 executives stood at more than Rs 10 crore. These executives also included Cadila Health CMD Mr Pankaj R Patel (Rs \n12.43 crore), Dr Reddy's Labs MD and chief operating officer Mr Satish Reddy (Rs 10.87 crore), Dr Reddy's Labs executive vice-chairman and CEO Mr G V Prasad (Rs 10.87 crore), Mercator Lines CMD Mr Harish Kumar Mittal (Rs \n10.07 crore) and Mercator Lines Joint MD Mr Atul J Agarwal (Rs 10.07 crore). \u003cbr\>More than 300 executives took home a package of more than Rs one crore, while those with salary in lakhs, but less than a crore, were about 3,000 in 2006-07. Commenting on the high salaries being drawn by the CEOs, hiring and executive search solutions provider firm Elixir Web Solutions' partner Mr Vipul Prakash said, "Success today is linked to the head of an organisation. In order to attract the best talent in the industry and retain them organisations have to loosen their purse strings." Elixir says it has placed 45 CEOs and also helped companies fill around 300 boardroom positions during the past one year. \n\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>/////////////////////////\u003cimg\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>/////////////////////////\u003cimg\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>\u003cspan\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"justify\"\>",1]
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14.4 crore. Two-wheeler major Hero Honda's chairman Mr Brijmohan Lal Munjal and the company's MD and CEO Mr Pawan Munjal are ranked at sixth and seventh positions with Rs 13.99 crore and Rs 13.88 crore each. Jindal Steel's executive vice-chairman and MD Mr Naveen Jindal comes at eighth position (Rs 13.5 crore), followed by Hero Honda's Joint MD Mr Toshiaki Nakagawa (Rs 13.44 crore) and JSW Steel vice-chairman & MD Mr Sajjan Jindal (Rs 13.24 crore) in the top ten in terms of annual pay package. The annual remuneration of as many as 15 executives stood at more than Rs 10 crore. These executives also included Cadila Health CMD Mr Pankaj R Patel (Rs 12.43 crore), Dr Reddy's Labs MD and chief operating officer Mr Satish Reddy (Rs 10.87 crore), Dr Reddy's Labs executive vice-chairman and CEO Mr G V Prasad (Rs 10.87 crore), Mercator Lines CMD Mr Harish Kumar Mittal (Rs 10.07 crore) and Mercator Lines Joint MD Mr Atul J Agarwal (Rs 10.07 crore). More than 300 executives took home a package of more than Rs one crore, while those with salary in lakhs, but less than a crore, were about 3,000 in 2006-07. Commenting on the high salaries being drawn by the CEOs, hiring and executive search solutions provider firm Elixir Web Solutions' partner Mr Vipul Prakash said, "Success today is linked to the head of an organisation. In order to attract the best talent in the industry and retain them organisations have to loosen their purse strings." Elixir says it has placed 45 CEOs and also helped companies fill around 300 boardroom positions during the past one year.
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For what cannot be cured, patience is best.-- Irish Proverb Patience and passage of time do more than strength and fury. -- Jean de la Fontaine
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Study Rates Ornish Diet Best for Heart; South Beach Author Cries Foul
By Daniel J. DeNoon WebMD Medical News
Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD
Oct. 4, 2007 -- The Ornish diet is the best weight loss plan for heart health, say researchers who compared eight popular diets.
Yunsheng Ma, MD, PhD, and colleagues at the University of Massachusetts Medical School, Worcester, rated eight popular diet plans. The researchers chose one seven-day menu from each plan. They then ranked each menu according to seven dietary components most strongly linked to reducing heart disease risk.
Contenders, chosen because they are best-selling diet books, popular weight loss programs, or government recommendations, are the New Glucose Revolution, the Weight Watchers high-carb plan, the Weight Watchers high-protein plan, the Atkins Diet, the South Beach Diet, the Zone Diet, the Ornish Diet, and the 2005 USDA Food Guide Pyramid.
Dr. Ma, the envelope, please.
"We found the Ornish diet, the Weight-Watchers high-carb diet, and the and New Glucose Revolution rank high, but the Atkins Diet and the South Beach Diet rank low" Ma tells WebMD. "Surprisingly, the USDA diet is not high, but right in the middle."
First Place Goes to Ornish Diet
Scoring was based on seven dietary components that strongly affect heart disease risk: fruits, vegetables, nuts and soy, ratio of white to red meat, fiber, trans fat, and ratio of polyunsaturated fats to saturated fats. Each factor counted for a possible 10 points.
Out of a possible 70 points:
The Ornish Diet was the winner with 64.6 points.
The Weight Watchers high-carb diet got 57.4 points.
The New Glucose Revolution diet got 57.2 points.
The South Beach phase 2 diet got 50.7 points.
The Zone Diet got 49.8 points.
The 2005 Food Guide Pyramid got 48.7 points.
The Weight Watchers high-protein diet got 47.3 points.
The South Beach phase 3 diet got 45.6 points.
The Atkins Diet's 45-gram-carbs plan got 42.3 points.
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- Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?" - Anonymous
"My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.'" - Helen Hayes
"Software code, like laws and sausages, should never be examined in production." - Edward Tenner
"The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat." --Confucius
"Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve." - Alan Perlis
"The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper pictures of the garbage." - George Carlin
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Becoming the champion is often the luck of the draw, but being a contender, a somebody with promise, is about hard work and character." - Robert Lipsyte
"Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy." - Janet Long
"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it." - Robert Heinlein
"Nothing is as simple as it seems at first. Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle. Or as finished as it seems in the end." - Anonymous
"The way to succeed is to double your failure rate."
- Thomas Watson, founder of IBM \n\u003cp\>"College isn't the place to go for ideas." \u003cbr\> -- Helen Keller \n\u003cp\>"The fundamental law of English vocabulary: if enough people can figure out what it means, it's a real word, regardless of whether it was ever previously used." \u003cbr\> -- Nathan Eady \n\u003cp\>"It is never too late to start early." \u003cbr\> -- Anonymous \n\u003cp\>"Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work." \u003cbr\> -- Peter Drucker \n\u003cp\>"Well behaved women rarely make history." \u003cbr\> - Laurel Ulrich \n\u003cp\>"I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that anymore." \n\u003cbr\> - Dorothy Parker \n\u003cp\>"I don't wear a wrist watch for a similar reason: if you wear a watch, it means that your life is structured such that you frequently need to know what time it is. And that means that your life has taken a wrong turn somewhere." \n\u003cbr\> - Jamie Zawinski \n\u003cp\>"Whether you think you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." \u003cbr\> - Henry Ford \n\u003cp\>"All these stupid but unpostponable everyday affairs are a serious test of my patience, and I begin to understand why men treasure good, practical housewives so highly. Were I a man, I'd choose myself a beautiful little housewife who'd free me from all this." \n\u003cbr\> - Sofia Kovalevskaia (19th-century mathematician) \n\u003cp\>"If you don't know where you're going, you'll probablly end up someplace else." \u003cbr\> - Yogi Berra \n\u003cp\>"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent." \n",1]
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- Thomas Watson, founder of IBM
"College isn't the place to go for ideas." -- Helen Keller
"The fundamental law of English vocabulary: if enough people can figure out what it means, it's a real word, regardless of whether it was ever previously used." -- Nathan Eady
"It is never too late to start early." -- Anonymous
"Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work." -- Peter Drucker
"Well behaved women rarely make history." - Laurel Ulrich
"I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that anymore." - Dorothy Parker
"I don't wear a wrist watch for a similar reason: if you wear a watch, it means that your life is structured such that you frequently need to know what time it is. And that means that your life has taken a wrong turn somewhere." - Jamie Zawinski
"Whether you think you can, or that you can't, you are usually right." - Henry Ford
"All these stupid but unpostponable everyday affairs are a serious test of my patience, and I begin to understand why men treasure good, practical housewives so highly. Were I a man, I'd choose myself a beautiful little housewife who'd free me from all this." - Sofia Kovalevskaia (19th-century mathematician)
"If you don't know where you're going, you'll probablly end up someplace else." - Yogi Berra
"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."
- Calvin Coolidge \n\u003cp\>"If you always do what you have always done then you'll always have what you've already got." \u003cbr\> - Unknown \n\u003cp\>"Science is everything we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else." \u003cbr\> - Donald Knuth \n\u003cp\>"Everything secret degenerates; nothing is safe that does not bear discussion and publicity." \u003cbr\> - John Emerich Edward Dalberg, Lord Acton (1834-1902) \n\u003cp\>"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats. " \u003cbr\> - Howard Aiken \n\u003cp\>"He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life." \u003cbr\> - Muhammad Ali \n\u003cp\>"If everything's under control, you're going too slow." \u003cbr\> - Mario Andretti \n\u003cp\>"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." \u003cbr\> - Will Rogers \n\u003cp\>"Man can live without air for a few minutes, without water for about 2 weeks, without food for about 2 months, and without a new idea for years on end." \u003cbr\> - Anonymous \n\u003cp\>"Even when people are more successful than they had imagined, nothing is ever achieved without giving something up. " \u003cbr\> - Judith M. Bardwick \n\u003cp\>"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate" \u003cbr\> - William of Ockham \n\u003cp\>"Education is not the filling of a pail, it's the lighting of a fire." \u003cbr\> - Yeats \n\u003cp\>"Quality is never an accident; it is the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives." \u003cbr\> - Rhoberta Shaler \n\u003cp\>"Prudens quaestio dimidium scientiae" \u003cbr\>(To know what to ask is already to know half.) \u003cbr\> - Aristotle \n\u003cp\>"You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem." \u003cbr\> (Edwards' Law) \n\u003cp\>"Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion." ",1]
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- Calvin Coolidge
"If you always do what you have always done then you'll always have what you've already got." - Unknown
"Science is everything we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else." - Donald Knuth
"Everything secret degenerates; nothing is safe that does not bear discussion and publicity." - John Emerich Edward Dalberg, Lord Acton (1834-1902)
"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats. " - Howard Aiken
"He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life." - Muhammad Ali
"If everything's under control, you're going too slow." - Mario Andretti
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers
"Man can live without air for a few minutes, without water for about 2 weeks, without food for about 2 months, and without a new idea for years on end." - Anonymous
"Even when people are more successful than they had imagined, nothing is ever achieved without giving something up. " - Judith M. Bardwick
"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate" - William of Ockham
"Education is not the filling of a pail, it's the lighting of a fire." - Yeats
"Quality is never an accident; it is the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives." - Rhoberta Shaler
"Prudens quaestio dimidium scientiae" (To know what to ask is already to know half.) - Aristotle
"You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem." (Edwards' Law)
"Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion."
-Cyril Parkinson (aka "Parkinson's Law") \n\u003cp\>"Being a graduate student is like becoming all of the Seven Dwarves. In the beginning you're Dopey and Bashful. In the middle, you are usually sick (Sneezy), tired (Sleepy), and irritable (Grumpy). But at the end, they call you Doc, and then you're Happy." \n\u003cbr\> - Ronald T. Azuma \n\u003cp\>"Chance favors the trained mind." \u003cbr\> -Louis Pasteur \n\u003cp\>"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." \u003cbr\> -- Charles M. Schulz \n\u003cp\>"Never asribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence." \u003cbr\> -Anonymous \n\u003cp\>"The value of the average conversation could be enormously improved by the constant use of four simple words: 'I do not know.'" \u003cbr\> -Andre Maurois \n\u003cp\>"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur." \u003cbr\>(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound) \u003cbr\> -Anonymous \n\u003cp\>"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is." \u003cbr\> - Chuck Reid \n\u003cp\>"Success is nothing more than going from failure to failure with undiminished enthusiasm." \u003cbr\> - Winston Churchill \n\u003cp\>"If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; \u003cbr\>if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; \u003cbr\>if you believe the military, nothing is safe." \u003cbr\> - Lord Salisbury \n\u003cp\>"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man." \u003cbr\> -Elbert Hubbard \n\u003cp\>"Two step formula for handling stress: \u003cbr\>1. Don't sweat the small stuff. \u003cbr\>2. Remember that it's all small stuff. " \u003cbr\> -Anthony Robbins \n\u003cp\>"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up." \u003cbr\> -Anonymous \n\u003cp\>"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls." \n",1]
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-Cyril Parkinson (aka "Parkinson's Law")
"Being a graduate student is like becoming all of the Seven Dwarves. In the beginning you're Dopey and Bashful. In the middle, you are usually sick (Sneezy), tired (Sleepy), and irritable (Grumpy). But at the end, they call you Doc, and then you're Happy." - Ronald T. Azuma
"Chance favors the trained mind." -Louis Pasteur
"I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building." -- Charles M. Schulz
"Never asribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence." -Anonymous
"The value of the average conversation could be enormously improved by the constant use of four simple words: 'I do not know.'" -Andre Maurois
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur." (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound) -Anonymous
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is." - Chuck Reid
"Success is nothing more than going from failure to failure with undiminished enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill
"If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe." - Lord Salisbury
"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man." -Elbert Hubbard
"Two step formula for handling stress: 1. Don't sweat the small stuff. 2. Remember that it's all small stuff. " -Anthony Robbins
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up." -Anonymous
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."
- M. Cartmill \n\u003cp\>"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it." \u003cbr\> - Richard Feynman \n\u003cp\>"The bigger the goal, the bigger the obstacle. The bigger the obstacle, the bigger the achievement. So blame the failure not on obstacles but on the absence of relentless effort" \u003cbr\> -Ravi Batra \n\u003cp\>"There is an art to science, and science in art; the two are not enemies, but different aspects of the whole." \u003cbr\> - Isaac Asimov \n\u003cp\>"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought." \u003cbr\> - Albert Szent-Gyørgyi \n\u003cp\>"This is my way. What is your way? THE way doesn't exist." \u003cbr\> -Nietzsche \n\u003cp\>"Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these." \u003cbr\> -Ovid, ~30 BC \n\u003cp\>"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers." \u003cbr\> -Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) \n\u003cp\>"That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers." \u003cbr\> - Larry N \n\u003cp\>"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity ... the optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty." \u003cbr\> -Cory Everson \n\u003cp\>"It is well remembered that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." \u003cbr\> -John Andrew Holmes \n\u003cp\>"It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is not enough to have wishes, one must also accomplish." \u003cbr\> -Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe (1749-1832) \n\u003cp\>"Who needs horror movies when we have Microsoft?" \u003cbr\> -Christine Comaford (PC Week, 9/27/95) \u003cbr\>\u003cimg\>\u003cbr\>"640K ought to be enough for anybody." \n\u003cbr\> -Bill Gates, 1981 \n\u003cp\>"What luck for rulers that men do not think." \u003cbr\> -Adolf Hitler \n\u003cp\>"It would appear that we have reached the limits of what is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years." \n",1]
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- M. Cartmill
"Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it." - Richard Feynman
"The bigger the goal, the bigger the obstacle. The bigger the obstacle, the bigger the achievement. So blame the failure not on obstacles but on the absence of relentless effort" -Ravi Batra
"There is an art to science, and science in art; the two are not enemies, but different aspects of the whole." - Isaac Asimov
"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought." - Albert Szent-Gyørgyi
"This is my way. What is your way? THE way doesn't exist." -Nietzsche
"Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these." -Ovid, ~30 BC
"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers." -Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
"That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers." - Larry N
"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity ... the optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty." -Cory Everson
"It is well remembered that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." -John Andrew Holmes
"It is not enough to have knowledge, one must also apply it. It is not enough to have wishes, one must also accomplish." -Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe (1749-1832)
"Who needs horror movies when we have Microsoft?" -Christine Comaford (PC Week, 9/27/95) "640K ought to be enough for anybody." -Bill Gates, 1981
"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -Adolf Hitler
"It would appear that we have reached the limits of what is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years."
-John Von Neumann, 1949 \n\u003cp\>"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem resembles a nail." \u003cbr\> -Abraham Maslow \n\u003cp\>"Life need not be easy, provided only that it is not empty." \u003cbr\> - Lise Meitner \n\u003cp\>"There is nothing permanent, except change." \u003cbr\> -Heraclitus \n\u003cp\>"I want to remind you that success in life is based on hard slogging. There will be periods when discouragement is great and upsetting, and the antidote for this is calmness and fortitude and a modest yet firm belief in your competence. Be sure that your priorities are in order so that you can proceed in a logical manner, and be ever mindful that nothing will take the place of persistence." \n\u003cbr\> - Walter Annenberg \n\u003cp\>"A distributed system is one that stops you from getting any work done when a machine you've never even heard of crashes." \u003cbr\> -Leslie Lamport \n\u003cp\>"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." \u003cbr\> -Thomas Alva Edison \n\u003cp\>"Women have not yet achieved the right to be mediocre." \u003cbr\> -Anonymous \n\u003cp\>"All we know about the new economic world tells us that nations which train engineers will prevail over those which train lawyers. No nation has ever sued its way to greatness." \u003cbr\> -Richard Lamm \n\u003cp\>"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word." \u003cbr\> -Andrew Jackson, 1833 \n\u003cp\>"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare or well done." \u003cbr\> -Ernie Kovacs \n\u003cp\>"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." \u003cbr\> -English Professor, Ohio University \n\u003cp\>The problem with Engineers is that they cheat in order to get results.\u003cbr\>The problem with Mathematicians is that they work on toy problems in order to get results.\u003cbr\>The problem with Computer Scientists is that they cheat on toy problems in order to get results. \n",1]
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-John Von Neumann, 1949
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem resembles a nail." -Abraham Maslow
"Life need not be easy, provided only that it is not empty." - Lise Meitner
"There is nothing permanent, except change." -Heraclitus
"I want to remind you that success in life is based on hard slogging. There will be periods when discouragement is great and upsetting, and the antidote for this is calmness and fortitude and a modest yet firm belief in your competence. Be sure that your priorities are in order so that you can proceed in a logical manner, and be ever mindful that nothing will take the place of persistence." - Walter Annenberg
"A distributed system is one that stops you from getting any work done when a machine you've never even heard of crashes." -Leslie Lamport
"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." -Thomas Alva Edison
"Women have not yet achieved the right to be mediocre." -Anonymous
"All we know about the new economic world tells us that nations which train engineers will prevail over those which train lawyers. No nation has ever sued its way to greatness." -Richard Lamm
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word." -Andrew Jackson, 1833
"Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare or well done." -Ernie Kovacs
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." -English Professor, Ohio University
The problem with Engineers is that they cheat in order to get results.The problem with Mathematicians is that they work on toy problems in order to get results.The problem with Computer Scientists is that they cheat on toy problems in order to get results.
- Unknown \n\u003cp\>Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. \u003cbr\>Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. \u003cbr\>It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.\u003cbr\>We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? \n\u003cbr\>Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God.\u003cbr\>Your playing small doesn't serve the world.\u003cbr\>There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people wont feel insecure around us.\u003cbr\>We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. \n\u003cbr\>It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone of us.\u003cbr\>And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.\u003cbr\>As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. \n\u003cbr\> - Marianne Williamson from \u003cem\>A Return to Love\u003c/em\> \u003cbr\>(famously quoted by Nelson Mandela, 1994 Inaugural Speech) \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/center\>",1]
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- Unknown
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us.We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God.Your playing small doesn't serve the world.There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people wont feel insecure around us.We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone of us.And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. - Marianne Williamson from A Return to Love (famously quoted by Nelson Mandela, 1994 Inaugural Speech)
\n\n\u003cp\>There are four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done! \n\u003cp\>\u003cstrong\>Phrases to live by\u003c/strong\> \n\u003cul\>\n\u003cli\>Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. \n\u003cli\>Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. \n\u003cli\>The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. \n\u003cli\>Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. \n\u003cli\>He who hesitates is probably right. \n\u003cli\>No one is listening until you make a mistake. \n\u003cli\>The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. \n\u003cli\>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. \n\u003cli\>If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. \n\u003cli\>If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. \n\u003cli\>Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. \u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/ul\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cstrong\>Bumper Stickers \u003c/strong\>\n\u003cul\>\n\u003cli\>It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats. \n\u003cli\>Hang up and drive! \n\u003cli\>Life would be so much simpler if we just had the source code. \n\u003cli\>Black holes are where God divided by zero. \n\u003cli\>I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. \n\u003cli\>Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. \n\u003cli\>We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. \n\u003cli\>Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. \n\u003cli\>It is easier to stay out than to get out. \u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/ul\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cstrong\>Texas Wisdom \u003c/strong\>\n\u003cul\>\n\u003cli\>Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. \n",1]
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There are four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!
Phrases to live by
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
He who hesitates is probably right.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Bumper Stickers
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.
Hang up and drive!
Life would be so much simpler if we just had the source code.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
It is easier to stay out than to get out.
Texas Wisdom
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. \n\u003cli\>A good horse never comes in a bad color. \n\u003cli\>After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of this story: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. \n\u003cli\>There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. \n\u003cli\>A change is as good as a rest. \n\u003cli\>Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think. \n\u003cli\>If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. \n\u003cli\>Always drink up-stream from the herd. \n\u003cli\>When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. \n\u003cli\>The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. \n\u003cli\>Never miss a good chance to shut up. \n\u003cli\>There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. \u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\n\u003c/li\>\u003c/li\>\u003c/ul\>\n\u003cdiv\>For extensive lists of good quotes see: \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>//////////////////////////\u003cstrong\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#33cc00\" size\u003d\"4\"\>///////////////////The skies they were ashen and sober;\u003cbr\>The leaves they were crisped and sere - \u003cbr\>The leaves they were withering and sere;\u003cbr\>It was night in the lonesome October \n\u003c/font\>\u003c/strong\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#33cc00\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/strong\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#33cc00\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/strong\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#33cc00\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/strong\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cstrong\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#33cc00\" size\u003d\"4\"\>///////////////////////// \n\u003cp\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#003333\" size\u003d\"5\"\>EDGE 50— February 8, 1999\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"165\" width\u003d\"150\"\> \n\u003cp\>\u003ci\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/i\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont color\u003d\"#003333\"\>THE WORLD QUESTION CENTER",1]
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
A good horse never comes in a bad color.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral of this story: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
A change is as good as a rest.
Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Always drink up-stream from the herd.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
For extensive lists of good quotes see:
/////////////////////////////////////////////The skies they were ashen and sober;The leaves they were crisped and sere - The leaves they were withering and sere;It was night in the lonesome October
////////////HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
///////////////4YRS ON-AGAIN RUGBY WORLD CUP
//////////////All sins cast long shadows.-- Irish Proverb The only people who should really sinAre the people who can sin with a grin.-- Ogden Nash
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//////////////////////////CASE=CALM AND STRETCH EXERCISE=YOGA
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////////////////////////////From Chapter II: Sankhya Yoga(Krishna speaking to Arjuna)II.59. The objects of the senses turn away from the abstinent man leaving the longing (behind); but his longing also turns away on seeing the Supreme.=EKBCOMMENTARY: Knowledge of the Self alone can destroy IN TOTO the subtle Vasanas (latent tendencies) and all the subtle desires, all subtle attachements and even the longing for objects. By practising severe austerities, by abandoning the sensual objects, the objects of the senses may turn awary from the ascetic but the relish or taste or longing for the objects will still remain.
///////////////////////////MANY WORLDS=PREPOSTEROUSLY WASTEFUL
///////////////////////////I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.""
Mark Twain
/////////////////////////OBJECT PERMANENCE IN FRONTAL LOBES
//////////////////////religion is a mental holocaust of unprecedented proportions
/////////////////////Now it's all clear:Humanist -> The good she did.Desperately trying to intertwine religion with her works -> The bad she did.Classic example of the well known Weinberg statement.
/////////////////WHO CAN CONTROL EMOTIONS WILL WIN
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