Saturday, 2 August 2025

RD BK X “Scotland doesn’t believe in ghosts. It expects them.” — On castle hauntings in the Highlands

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"SBQ: The Traveller’s Guide to Paranormal Britain" sounds like the kind of book that blends travel writing, folklore, ghost stories, and British occult history into a guidebook format. While there’s no book titled exactly that (as of now), here's what such a guide might look like, or recommendations for similar real books and quotes or concepts that might fit a "SBQ" (Small but Quotable / Short but Quirky) paranormal travel theme.


👻 Suggested Format for: SBQ - The Traveller's Guide to Paranormal Britain

🧭 Structure Example:

Each entry could follow a consistent, quirky format:

  • Location: [e.g. Pluckley, Kent]

  • Phenomenon: [“The Screaming Man”, “Haunted Schoolmaster’s House”]

  • History: Short blurb (1-2 sentences)

  • Weird Factor: 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑

  • Quote: “Locals say you can hear him scream before dawn fog settles in.”

  • Don’t Miss: Hidden pub with ghost ale on tap.


📚 Real Books Similar to SBQ-style Paranormal Britain Guides

Here are actual titles you can check out that resemble the vibe:

1. "The Rough Guide to the Paranormal" by Bob Rickard

  • Full of haunted sites, weird rituals, ley lines, poltergeists.

  • Quirky and encyclopedic.

2. "Haunted Britain and Ireland" by Richard Jones

  • Visual and narrative-rich.

  • Divides hauntings by region and location type (pubs, castles, churches).

3. "The Paranormal Tourist: A Guide to Haunted Britain" by Paul Devereux

  • Covers haunted sites, ancient places with strange energy, sacred geography.

4. "Ghostland: In Search of a Haunted Country" by Edward Parnell

  • More literary, but filled with eerie nostalgia and folklore from across Britain.

5. "Mysterious Britain" by Janet and Colin Bord

  • Deep dive into standing stones, ancient curses, and strange local legends.


✍️ Sample SBQ-Style Quotes for a Paranormal Britain Travel Guide

“The dead may not walk in daylight, but in York’s Shambles, they loiter.”
Note on lingering ghosts in England’s most haunted city

“In Cornwall, it’s not just smugglers in the caves — it’s the ones they left behind that whisper.”
From a guide to haunted sea caves

“Scotland doesn’t believe in ghosts. It expects them.”
On castle hauntings in the Highlands

“Never trust a quiet pub in a village with more graves than houses.”
Rule #3 in the Paranormal Traveller’s Handbook


🧭 Want a Custom SBQ Entry?

I can generate a fictional SBQ-style entry for a specific town, castle, pub, or moor — just give me a place (real or made up), and I’ll write the guide snippet for you.

Want that?

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